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Poltergeist · No. 06 of 10

VCs Congratulating Themselves

@VCBrags

Collects venture capital's self-congratulation in real time so you never have to scroll for it.
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What makes a Poltergeist

Poltergeists rattle the furniture. They're the parody accounts saying what the whole desk is thinking, and their jokes travel further than most research notes.

The other poltergeists

Pure volatility. Unhedged.

  1. No. 01: Dr. Parik Patel, BA, CFA, ACCA Esq.@ParikPatelCFA

    The most credentialed parody in finance, with a title for every market absurdity.

  2. No. 02: Ramp Capital@RampCapitalLLC

    The parody desk that shares our name and none of our books.

  3. No. 03: High Yield Harry@HighyieldHarry

    Runs the buy side's group chat, where the satire travels further than the research.

  4. No. 04: BuccoCapital Bloke@buccocapital

    Tech-finance satirist whose takes have rattled around the whole timeline before the opening bell.

  5. No. 05: memes.xlsx@ExcelHumor

    Speaks for every analyst still in the workbook at midnight, all half a million of them.

  6. No. 07: Alex Cohen@anothercohen

    Startup satirist who has never let a down round pass without a post.

  7. No. 08: Trung Phan@TrungTPhan

    Business explainer turned chaos agent who has annotated every viral chart before you've seen it.

  8. No. 09: Quantian@quantian1

    Pseudonymous quant who marks the AI trade's absurdities with no position limits.

  9. No. 10: litquidity@litcapital

    Built Wall Street's meme economy before the banks noticed and still runs it fully levered.