Leading Indicators · Halloween 2026
The Monsters of Finance X
100 finance accounts on X, sorted into 10 kinds of monster.
Vampires
They never log off.
Vampires are on X 24/7. When Tokyo opens or a data release drops at 2am, they're already posting, and by the time New York wakes up they've shaped the story.
- No. 01: Joe Weisenthal@TheStalwart
Co-hosts Odd Lots and posts about markets from the first futures tick until well past midnight.
- No. 02: Noah Smith@Noahpinion
Has a take on every macro print within minutes, whether it lands at 8:30am or 2am.
- No. 03: Kyla Scanlon@kylascan
Breaks down each new data release for a younger crowd of investors before the print has even cooled.
- No. 04: Robin Wigglesworth@RobinWigg
Writes about markets from Oslo, filing the day's story while New York is still asleep.
- No. 05: Sam Ro@SamRo
Publishes a markets newsletter every day, with a source under every chart, at hours normal people sleep.
- No. 06: Arpit Gupta@arpitrage
Gets his dopamine hit from quote-posting finance papers at 2am and arguing about them till sunrise.
- No. 07: Brian Sozzi@BrianSozzi
Clips every CEO interview and analyst note from before the opening bell until long after the close.
- No. 08: Emily Sundberg@Emily_Sundberg
Writes a daily newsletter on business and the people in it, most of it gathered after dark.
- No. 09: Marcel van Oost@oost_marcel
Rounds up the world's fintech news from Amsterdam, deal by deal, while the US is still asleep.
- No. 10: Samuel Rines@SamuelRines
Strategist whose late-night quote tweets read like a second research note.
Witches
Called it before everyone else.
Witches call it early. They saw the rate turn, the slowdown or the regime change while everyone was still arguing about the last one, and the street usually caught up a quarter later.
- No. 01: Lyn Alden@LynAldenContact
Was writing about fiscal dominance years before the rest of finance started saying it like they invented it.
- No. 02: Liz Ann Sonders@LizAnnSonders
Kept calling it a rolling recession while everyone else stared at the S&P waiting for one big crash.
- No. 03: Anna Wong@AnnaEconomist
Reads diffusion indexes like tea leaves to call the Fed's next move before the dot plot does.
- No. 04: Diane Swonk@DianeSwonk
Forecasts the labor market so closely that the jobs report mostly confirms what she already said.
- No. 05: Claudia Sahm@Claudia_Sahm
Wrote the recession indicator that now carries her name, and the street checks it every jobs Friday.
- No. 06: Dario Perkins@darioperkins
Calls the big macro shifts from London a few quarters before they show up in the consensus deck.
- No. 07: Callie Cox@callieabost
Catches the turn in market sentiment while the crowd is still trading the last one.
- No. 08: Shane Oliver@ShaneOliverAMP
AMP's chief economist, whose rate calls Australia reads before the RBA has said a word.
- No. 09: Kevin Gordon@KevRGordon
Spots the cracks in market breadth while the index is still printing record highs.
- No. 10: Kristina Hooper@KristinaHooper
Chief market strategist who calls the rate path early, in public, with her name on it.
Ghosts
Anonymous, and the market listens anyway.
Nobody knows who runs these accounts, and it doesn't matter. One chart or thread from a Ghost can change how a whole desk thinks about a stock.
- No. 01: Wall St Engine@wallstengine
No name, no face, and somehow the earnings print is on your feed before the stock has finished moving.
- No. 02: Markets & Mayhem@Mayhem4Markets
Pseudonymous macro account whose read on risk is the first tab a lot of traders open.
- No. 03: Boring_Business@BoringBiz_
Faceless account that got thousands of people excited about the cash flow of car washes and laundromats.
- No. 04: Macro Charts@MacroCharts
Thirty years on the buy side without ever posting a name, and the sentiment charts still get passed around.
- No. 05: Paulo Macro@PauloMacro
Anonymous speculator whose oil and credit calls read like a bank research note without the disclaimers.
- No. 06: Mostly Borrowed Ideas@borrowed_ideas
Unsigned equity research that institutional desks quietly read before every earnings call.
- No. 07: modest proposal@modestproposal1
Pseudonymous buy-side veteran who can reprice a narrative with a single unexplained link.
- No. 08: Couch Investor@Couch_Investor
Anonymous growth analyst who got to the AI infrastructure trade early, without leaving the couch.
- No. 09: Junk Bond Analyst@junkbondanalyst
Covers distressed credit without a name and reads the full indenture so nobody else has to.
- No. 10: Masa Capital@MasaSonCap
Anonymous TMT investor who disappears for weeks and comes back with a full EV build.
Werewolves
Come alive when the VIX spikes.
Werewolves are quiet until volatility shows up. On a calm day they post levels. On a bad day they're the feed everyone watches, because they actually trade it.
- No. 01: Adam Mancini@AdamMancini4
Posts S&P futures levels every night and only really comes alive when volatility hits.
- No. 02: Andy Constan@dampedspring
Reads Treasury refunding announcements line by line and gets loudest when term premium starts moving.
- No. 03: Holger Zschaepitz@Schuldensuehner
Posts the first chart out of Berlin every time global markets start to sell off.
- No. 04: Bob Elliott@BobEUnlimited
Ex-Bridgewater investment committee member who gets most interesting the day correlations break.
- No. 05: Brent Donnelly@donnelly_brent
FX trader and author of Alpha Trader who is at his sharpest when the dollar starts moving fast.
- No. 06: Kris Sidial@Ksidiii
Runs a tail-risk fund built to make money on the days everyone else is panicking.
- No. 07: Ole S Hansen@Ole_S_Hansen
Saxo's commodities chief, who has the COT chart posted before oil has finished its 5% move.
- No. 08: Gunjan Banerji@GunjanJS
Writes about options frenzies for the WSJ and is first to the story whenever retail traders pile in.
- No. 09: Ed Bradford@Fullcarry
Has traded Treasuries since '93 and live-posts the front end every time the curve snaps.
- No. 10: Sonali Basak@sonalibasak
Reads Wall Street's appetite for risk and calls the exact moment it flips to fear.
Sirens
Who the market listens to before the bell.
Sirens set the agenda before 9:30. They're the reporters, hosts and anchors whose morning take everyone trades around, even the people who disagree with it.
- No. 01: Lisa Abramowicz@lisaabramowicz1
Co-anchors Bloomberg Surveillance, so a lot of the market hears her take before the opening bell.
- No. 02: Nick Timiraos@NickTimiraos
WSJ's Fed reporter, whose stories bond traders read before every FOMC like they're part of the statement.
- No. 03: Sara Eisen@SaraEisen
Anchors Squawk on the Street, where the morning's market story is set before most people reach their desks.
- No. 04: Tracy Alloway@tracyalloway
Odd Lots co-host who has talked thousands of people into choosing to listen to an hour on repo markets.
- No. 05: Jack Farley@JackFarley96
Hosts Monetary Matters, the macro interview a lot of allocators queue up before anything else.
- No. 06: David Ingles@DavidInglesTV
Bloomberg's Asia anchor, handing the overnight session to the West before it's out of bed.
- No. 07: Soumaya Keynes@SoumayaKeynes
FT columnist and Economics Show host who makes trade policy sound like something you want to hear about.
- No. 08: Ana Swanson@AnaSwanson
Covers trade for the NYT, and supply chain teams read her tariff stories before their first meeting.
- No. 09: Liz Hoffman@lizrhoffman
Semafor's business and finance voice and usually the first read on a big Wall Street deal.
- No. 10: Madison Mills@MadisonMills22
Axios reporter following the money into AI, which right now is a lot of money.
Mummies
Here since the dot-com bust.
Mummies were doing this before X existed. They've been through the dot-com bust, 2008 and every rate cycle since, and they're still here, which is rarer than it sounds.
- No. 01: Jim Cramer@jimcramer
Has called markets since the dot-com era, and every cycle since has gone through his desk.
- No. 02: Cathie Wood@CathieDWood
Four decades in portfolio management and still putting money behind the next big disruption.
- No. 03: Martin Lewis@MartinSLewis
Britain's consumer finance authority since 2003, quoted by half the country's parents.
- No. 04: David Rosenberg@EconguyRosie
Merrill Lynch's ex-chief economist, still calling cycles from Toronto after living through most of them.
- No. 05: ConvexityMaven@ConvexityMaven
Created the MOVE Index, so the bond market has measured its own fear in his units ever since.
- No. 06: Greg Ip@greg_ip
WSJ's chief economics commentator, who has covered the Fed through more cycles than most of its governors.
- No. 07: Alex Tabarrok@ATabarrok
Has co-written Marginal Revolution since 2003, through every boom and bust that came after.
- No. 08: Cullen Roche@cullenroche
Has been explaining how money and banking actually work since the last financial crisis.
- No. 09: Marc Rubinstein@MarcRuby
Former hedge fund manager who writes up every bank blowup in case anyone wants to avoid the next one.
- No. 10: Spencer Jakab@Spencerjakab
Former Heard on the Street editor who has watched enough bubbles deflate to spot the next one early.
Necromancers
Bring dead data back to life.
Necromancers dig. They pull a forgotten series out of a Census table or a filing appendix, chart it, and suddenly everyone's quoting a number nobody had looked at in years.
- No. 01: Charlie Bilello@charliebilello
Digs decades of total-return data out of the archive and turns it into the chart everyone forwards.
- No. 02: John Burn-Murdoch@jburnmurdoch
FT's chief data reporter, who pulls buried statistics out of old tables and puts them on the front page.
- No. 03: Simon Kuestenmacher@simongerman600
Demographer who digs up forgotten census data and turns it into the map everyone reposts.
- No. 04: Jeroen Blokland@jsblokland
Multi-asset strategist who drags hundred-year-old data series back to life and fits them into one chart.
- No. 05: Joey Politano@JosephPolitano
Rebuilds the whole economy from Census tables nobody else has opened in years.
- No. 06: Mike Zaccardi@MikeZaccardi
Pulls the one overlooked series out of each data release and has it charted before the open.
- No. 07: Adam Ozimek@ModeledBehavior
Economist who revives forgotten labor data and uses it to end policy arguments.
- No. 08: Ziad Daoud@ZiadMDaoud
Bloomberg's chief EM economist, who turns the messiest emerging-market data into one readable chart.
- No. 09: Brooke DiPalma@BrookeDiPalma
Reports consumer spending from the receipt up, so she knows what America really spent on lunch.
- No. 10: Kathryn Anne Edwards@keds_economist
Labor economist who unearths the household data the headlines left buried.
Gargoyles
Guard the books.
Gargoyles protect the books. They're the CFOs, accountants and operators who check the math, defend the margin and keep finance on X honest.
- No. 01: The Secret CFO@SecretCFO
Ran finance at a multi-billion-dollar company and now audits the timeline's numbers for free.
- No. 02: Dan Neidle@DanNeidle
UK tax lawyer who takes apart bad policy costings line by line until there's nothing left.
- No. 03: Brian Feroldi@BrianFeroldi
Makes investors read the balance sheet and the cash flow statement before he lets them near the story.
- No. 04: Kurtis Hanni@KurtisHanni
Fractional CFO who guards gross margin like it's written into a loan covenant.
- No. 05: Kelly Phillips Erb@taxgirl
Tax attorney who walks the public through every IRS rule change before April can surprise them.
- No. 06: OnlyCFO@OnlyCFO
Tech CFO who keeps asking for the ARR reconciliation most companies would rather not publish.
- No. 07: Tiffany Aliche@TheBudgetnista
Teaches households to run their budget with the discipline of a CFO.
- No. 08: Dave Kellogg@Kellblog
SaaS operator who reads every board deck as if it were an audited financial statement.
- No. 09: Blake Oliver@BlakeTOliver
CPA and Accounting Podcast host who closes the profession's books on the week, every week.
- No. 10: Andrew Lynch@andrewglynch
FP&A lead at a PE-backed company, defending the P&L one line item at a time.
Shapeshifters
Founder, investor, LP. Sometimes all on one cap table.
Shapeshifters won't pick one seat. They've built companies, backed them and written about them, so they see every deal from more than one side.
- No. 01: Sheel Mohnot@pitdesi
Founder, operator and fintech VC who has sat on every side of a term sheet, sometimes in the same week.
- No. 02: Harry Stebbings@HarryStebbings
Built 20VC from a podcast into a fund, so the person interviewing you might also be pricing your round.
- No. 03: Nithin Kamath@Nithin0dha
Bootstrapped Zerodha into one of India's biggest brokers, then crossed the table to invest via Rainmatter.
- No. 04: Patrick O'Shaughnessy@patrick_oshag
Runs a venture firm, a magazine and Invest Like the Best, switching between interviewer and allocator.
- No. 05: Packy McCormick@packyM
Writes Not Boring, invests and builds, and holds a different seat at the table depending on the day.
- No. 06: Simon Taylor@sytaylor
Fintech Brainfood author, operator and advisor who has seen the industry from just about every seat.
- No. 07: Lolita Taub@lolitataub
Founder and GP of Ganas Ventures, writing the first check and the playbook for the founder who cashes it.
- No. 08: Alex Johnson@AlexH_Johnson
Fintech Takes writer who has been operator, analyst and builder, sometimes before lunch.
- No. 09: Turner Novak@TurnerNovak
Invests through Banana Capital and interviews founders on The Peel, wearing the banana for both.
- No. 10: fintechjunkie@fintechjunkie
QED co-founder who helped write the fintech VC playbook and still invests by it.
Poltergeists
Pure volatility. Unhedged.
Poltergeists rattle the furniture. They're the parody accounts saying what the whole desk is thinking, and their jokes travel further than most research notes.
- No. 01: Dr. Parik Patel, BA, CFA, ACCA Esq.@ParikPatelCFA
The most credentialed parody in finance, with a title for every market absurdity.
- No. 02: Ramp Capital@RampCapitalLLC
The parody desk that shares our name and none of our books.
- No. 03: High Yield Harry@HighyieldHarry
Runs the buy side's group chat, where the satire travels further than the research.
- No. 04: BuccoCapital Bloke@buccocapital
Tech-finance satirist whose takes have rattled around the whole timeline before the opening bell.
- No. 05: memes.xlsx@ExcelHumor
Speaks for every analyst still in the workbook at midnight, all half a million of them.
- No. 06: VCs Congratulating Themselves@VCBrags
Collects venture capital's self-congratulation in real time so you never have to scroll for it.
- No. 07: Alex Cohen@anothercohen
Startup satirist who has never let a down round pass without a post.
- No. 08: Trung Phan@TrungTPhan
Business explainer turned chaos agent who has annotated every viral chart before you've seen it.
- No. 09: Quantian@quantian1
Pseudonymous quant who marks the AI trade's absurdities with no position limits.
- No. 10: litquidity@litcapital
Built Wall Street's meme economy before the banks noticed and still runs it fully levered.




