Leading Indicators · Halloween 2026

The Monsters of Finance X

100 finance accounts on X, sorted into 10 kinds of monster.

01

Vampires

They never log off.

What makes a Vampire

Vampires are on X 24/7. When Tokyo opens or a data release drops at 2am, they're already posting, and by the time New York wakes up they've shaped the story.

  1. No. 01: Joe Weisenthal@TheStalwart

    Co-hosts Odd Lots and posts about markets from the first futures tick until well past midnight.

  2. No. 02: Noah Smith@Noahpinion

    Has a take on every macro print within minutes, whether it lands at 8:30am or 2am.

  3. No. 03: Kyla Scanlon@kylascan

    Breaks down each new data release for a younger crowd of investors before the print has even cooled.

  4. No. 04: Robin Wigglesworth@RobinWigg

    Writes about markets from Oslo, filing the day's story while New York is still asleep.

  5. No. 05: Sam Ro@SamRo

    Publishes a markets newsletter every day, with a source under every chart, at hours normal people sleep.

  6. No. 06: Arpit Gupta@arpitrage

    Gets his dopamine hit from quote-posting finance papers at 2am and arguing about them till sunrise.

  7. No. 07: Brian Sozzi@BrianSozzi

    Clips every CEO interview and analyst note from before the opening bell until long after the close.

  8. No. 08: Emily Sundberg@Emily_Sundberg

    Writes a daily newsletter on business and the people in it, most of it gathered after dark.

  9. No. 09: Marcel van Oost@oost_marcel

    Rounds up the world's fintech news from Amsterdam, deal by deal, while the US is still asleep.

  10. No. 10: Samuel Rines@SamuelRines

    Strategist whose late-night quote tweets read like a second research note.

02

Witches

Called it before everyone else.

What makes a Witch

Witches call it early. They saw the rate turn, the slowdown or the regime change while everyone was still arguing about the last one, and the street usually caught up a quarter later.

  1. No. 01: Lyn Alden@LynAldenContact

    Was writing about fiscal dominance years before the rest of finance started saying it like they invented it.

  2. No. 02: Liz Ann Sonders@LizAnnSonders

    Kept calling it a rolling recession while everyone else stared at the S&P waiting for one big crash.

  3. No. 03: Anna Wong@AnnaEconomist

    Reads diffusion indexes like tea leaves to call the Fed's next move before the dot plot does.

  4. No. 04: Diane Swonk@DianeSwonk

    Forecasts the labor market so closely that the jobs report mostly confirms what she already said.

  5. No. 05: Claudia Sahm@Claudia_Sahm

    Wrote the recession indicator that now carries her name, and the street checks it every jobs Friday.

  6. No. 06: Dario Perkins@darioperkins

    Calls the big macro shifts from London a few quarters before they show up in the consensus deck.

  7. No. 07: Callie Cox@callieabost

    Catches the turn in market sentiment while the crowd is still trading the last one.

  8. No. 08: Shane Oliver@ShaneOliverAMP

    AMP's chief economist, whose rate calls Australia reads before the RBA has said a word.

  9. No. 09: Kevin Gordon@KevRGordon

    Spots the cracks in market breadth while the index is still printing record highs.

  10. No. 10: Kristina Hooper@KristinaHooper

    Chief market strategist who calls the rate path early, in public, with her name on it.

03

Ghosts

Anonymous, and the market listens anyway.

What makes a Ghost

Nobody knows who runs these accounts, and it doesn't matter. One chart or thread from a Ghost can change how a whole desk thinks about a stock.

  1. No. 01: Wall St Engine@wallstengine

    No name, no face, and somehow the earnings print is on your feed before the stock has finished moving.

  2. No. 02: Markets & Mayhem@Mayhem4Markets

    Pseudonymous macro account whose read on risk is the first tab a lot of traders open.

  3. No. 03: Boring_Business@BoringBiz_

    Faceless account that got thousands of people excited about the cash flow of car washes and laundromats.

  4. No. 04: Macro Charts@MacroCharts

    Thirty years on the buy side without ever posting a name, and the sentiment charts still get passed around.

  5. No. 05: Paulo Macro@PauloMacro

    Anonymous speculator whose oil and credit calls read like a bank research note without the disclaimers.

  6. No. 06: Mostly Borrowed Ideas@borrowed_ideas

    Unsigned equity research that institutional desks quietly read before every earnings call.

  7. No. 07: modest proposal@modestproposal1

    Pseudonymous buy-side veteran who can reprice a narrative with a single unexplained link.

  8. No. 08: Couch Investor@Couch_Investor

    Anonymous growth analyst who got to the AI infrastructure trade early, without leaving the couch.

  9. No. 09: Junk Bond Analyst@junkbondanalyst

    Covers distressed credit without a name and reads the full indenture so nobody else has to.

  10. No. 10: Masa Capital@MasaSonCap

    Anonymous TMT investor who disappears for weeks and comes back with a full EV build.

04

Werewolves

Come alive when the VIX spikes.

What makes a Werewolf

Werewolves are quiet until volatility shows up. On a calm day they post levels. On a bad day they're the feed everyone watches, because they actually trade it.

  1. No. 01: Adam Mancini@AdamMancini4

    Posts S&P futures levels every night and only really comes alive when volatility hits.

  2. No. 02: Andy Constan@dampedspring

    Reads Treasury refunding announcements line by line and gets loudest when term premium starts moving.

  3. No. 03: Holger Zschaepitz@Schuldensuehner

    Posts the first chart out of Berlin every time global markets start to sell off.

  4. No. 04: Bob Elliott@BobEUnlimited

    Ex-Bridgewater investment committee member who gets most interesting the day correlations break.

  5. No. 05: Brent Donnelly@donnelly_brent

    FX trader and author of Alpha Trader who is at his sharpest when the dollar starts moving fast.

  6. No. 06: Kris Sidial@Ksidiii

    Runs a tail-risk fund built to make money on the days everyone else is panicking.

  7. No. 07: Ole S Hansen@Ole_S_Hansen

    Saxo's commodities chief, who has the COT chart posted before oil has finished its 5% move.

  8. No. 08: Gunjan Banerji@GunjanJS

    Writes about options frenzies for the WSJ and is first to the story whenever retail traders pile in.

  9. No. 09: Ed Bradford@Fullcarry

    Has traded Treasuries since '93 and live-posts the front end every time the curve snaps.

  10. No. 10: Sonali Basak@sonalibasak

    Reads Wall Street's appetite for risk and calls the exact moment it flips to fear.

05

Sirens

Who the market listens to before the bell.

What makes a Siren

Sirens set the agenda before 9:30. They're the reporters, hosts and anchors whose morning take everyone trades around, even the people who disagree with it.

  1. No. 01: Lisa Abramowicz@lisaabramowicz1

    Co-anchors Bloomberg Surveillance, so a lot of the market hears her take before the opening bell.

  2. No. 02: Nick Timiraos@NickTimiraos

    WSJ's Fed reporter, whose stories bond traders read before every FOMC like they're part of the statement.

  3. No. 03: Sara Eisen@SaraEisen

    Anchors Squawk on the Street, where the morning's market story is set before most people reach their desks.

  4. No. 04: Tracy Alloway@tracyalloway

    Odd Lots co-host who has talked thousands of people into choosing to listen to an hour on repo markets.

  5. No. 05: Jack Farley@JackFarley96

    Hosts Monetary Matters, the macro interview a lot of allocators queue up before anything else.

  6. No. 06: David Ingles@DavidInglesTV

    Bloomberg's Asia anchor, handing the overnight session to the West before it's out of bed.

  7. No. 07: Soumaya Keynes@SoumayaKeynes

    FT columnist and Economics Show host who makes trade policy sound like something you want to hear about.

  8. No. 08: Ana Swanson@AnaSwanson

    Covers trade for the NYT, and supply chain teams read her tariff stories before their first meeting.

  9. No. 09: Liz Hoffman@lizrhoffman

    Semafor's business and finance voice and usually the first read on a big Wall Street deal.

  10. No. 10: Madison Mills@MadisonMills22

    Axios reporter following the money into AI, which right now is a lot of money.

06

Mummies

Here since the dot-com bust.

What makes a Mummy

Mummies were doing this before X existed. They've been through the dot-com bust, 2008 and every rate cycle since, and they're still here, which is rarer than it sounds.

  1. No. 01: Jim Cramer@jimcramer

    Has called markets since the dot-com era, and every cycle since has gone through his desk.

  2. No. 02: Cathie Wood@CathieDWood

    Four decades in portfolio management and still putting money behind the next big disruption.

  3. No. 03: Martin Lewis@MartinSLewis

    Britain's consumer finance authority since 2003, quoted by half the country's parents.

  4. No. 04: David Rosenberg@EconguyRosie

    Merrill Lynch's ex-chief economist, still calling cycles from Toronto after living through most of them.

  5. No. 05: ConvexityMaven@ConvexityMaven

    Created the MOVE Index, so the bond market has measured its own fear in his units ever since.

  6. No. 06: Greg Ip@greg_ip

    WSJ's chief economics commentator, who has covered the Fed through more cycles than most of its governors.

  7. No. 07: Alex Tabarrok@ATabarrok

    Has co-written Marginal Revolution since 2003, through every boom and bust that came after.

  8. No. 08: Cullen Roche@cullenroche

    Has been explaining how money and banking actually work since the last financial crisis.

  9. No. 09: Marc Rubinstein@MarcRuby

    Former hedge fund manager who writes up every bank blowup in case anyone wants to avoid the next one.

  10. No. 10: Spencer Jakab@Spencerjakab

    Former Heard on the Street editor who has watched enough bubbles deflate to spot the next one early.

07

Necromancers

Bring dead data back to life.

What makes a Necromancer

Necromancers dig. They pull a forgotten series out of a Census table or a filing appendix, chart it, and suddenly everyone's quoting a number nobody had looked at in years.

  1. No. 01: Charlie Bilello@charliebilello

    Digs decades of total-return data out of the archive and turns it into the chart everyone forwards.

  2. No. 02: John Burn-Murdoch@jburnmurdoch

    FT's chief data reporter, who pulls buried statistics out of old tables and puts them on the front page.

  3. No. 03: Simon Kuestenmacher@simongerman600

    Demographer who digs up forgotten census data and turns it into the map everyone reposts.

  4. No. 04: Jeroen Blokland@jsblokland

    Multi-asset strategist who drags hundred-year-old data series back to life and fits them into one chart.

  5. No. 05: Joey Politano@JosephPolitano

    Rebuilds the whole economy from Census tables nobody else has opened in years.

  6. No. 06: Mike Zaccardi@MikeZaccardi

    Pulls the one overlooked series out of each data release and has it charted before the open.

  7. No. 07: Adam Ozimek@ModeledBehavior

    Economist who revives forgotten labor data and uses it to end policy arguments.

  8. No. 08: Ziad Daoud@ZiadMDaoud

    Bloomberg's chief EM economist, who turns the messiest emerging-market data into one readable chart.

  9. No. 09: Brooke DiPalma@BrookeDiPalma

    Reports consumer spending from the receipt up, so she knows what America really spent on lunch.

  10. No. 10: Kathryn Anne Edwards@keds_economist

    Labor economist who unearths the household data the headlines left buried.

08

Gargoyles

Guard the books.

What makes a Gargoyle

Gargoyles protect the books. They're the CFOs, accountants and operators who check the math, defend the margin and keep finance on X honest.

  1. No. 01: The Secret CFO@SecretCFO

    Ran finance at a multi-billion-dollar company and now audits the timeline's numbers for free.

  2. No. 02: Dan Neidle@DanNeidle

    UK tax lawyer who takes apart bad policy costings line by line until there's nothing left.

  3. No. 03: Brian Feroldi@BrianFeroldi

    Makes investors read the balance sheet and the cash flow statement before he lets them near the story.

  4. No. 04: Kurtis Hanni@KurtisHanni

    Fractional CFO who guards gross margin like it's written into a loan covenant.

  5. No. 05: Kelly Phillips Erb@taxgirl

    Tax attorney who walks the public through every IRS rule change before April can surprise them.

  6. No. 06: OnlyCFO@OnlyCFO

    Tech CFO who keeps asking for the ARR reconciliation most companies would rather not publish.

  7. No. 07: Tiffany Aliche@TheBudgetnista

    Teaches households to run their budget with the discipline of a CFO.

  8. No. 08: Dave Kellogg@Kellblog

    SaaS operator who reads every board deck as if it were an audited financial statement.

  9. No. 09: Blake Oliver@BlakeTOliver

    CPA and Accounting Podcast host who closes the profession's books on the week, every week.

  10. No. 10: Andrew Lynch@andrewglynch

    FP&A lead at a PE-backed company, defending the P&L one line item at a time.

09

Shapeshifters

Founder, investor, LP. Sometimes all on one cap table.

What makes a Shapeshifter

Shapeshifters won't pick one seat. They've built companies, backed them and written about them, so they see every deal from more than one side.

  1. No. 01: Sheel Mohnot@pitdesi

    Founder, operator and fintech VC who has sat on every side of a term sheet, sometimes in the same week.

  2. No. 02: Harry Stebbings@HarryStebbings

    Built 20VC from a podcast into a fund, so the person interviewing you might also be pricing your round.

  3. No. 03: Nithin Kamath@Nithin0dha

    Bootstrapped Zerodha into one of India's biggest brokers, then crossed the table to invest via Rainmatter.

  4. No. 04: Patrick O'Shaughnessy@patrick_oshag

    Runs a venture firm, a magazine and Invest Like the Best, switching between interviewer and allocator.

  5. No. 05: Packy McCormick@packyM

    Writes Not Boring, invests and builds, and holds a different seat at the table depending on the day.

  6. No. 06: Simon Taylor@sytaylor

    Fintech Brainfood author, operator and advisor who has seen the industry from just about every seat.

  7. No. 07: Lolita Taub@lolitataub

    Founder and GP of Ganas Ventures, writing the first check and the playbook for the founder who cashes it.

  8. No. 08: Alex Johnson@AlexH_Johnson

    Fintech Takes writer who has been operator, analyst and builder, sometimes before lunch.

  9. No. 09: Turner Novak@TurnerNovak

    Invests through Banana Capital and interviews founders on The Peel, wearing the banana for both.

  10. No. 10: fintechjunkie@fintechjunkie

    QED co-founder who helped write the fintech VC playbook and still invests by it.

10

Poltergeists

Pure volatility. Unhedged.

What makes a Poltergeist

Poltergeists rattle the furniture. They're the parody accounts saying what the whole desk is thinking, and their jokes travel further than most research notes.

  1. No. 01: Dr. Parik Patel, BA, CFA, ACCA Esq.@ParikPatelCFA

    The most credentialed parody in finance, with a title for every market absurdity.

  2. No. 02: Ramp Capital@RampCapitalLLC

    The parody desk that shares our name and none of our books.

  3. No. 03: High Yield Harry@HighyieldHarry

    Runs the buy side's group chat, where the satire travels further than the research.

  4. No. 04: BuccoCapital Bloke@buccocapital

    Tech-finance satirist whose takes have rattled around the whole timeline before the opening bell.

  5. No. 05: memes.xlsx@ExcelHumor

    Speaks for every analyst still in the workbook at midnight, all half a million of them.

  6. No. 06: VCs Congratulating Themselves@VCBrags

    Collects venture capital's self-congratulation in real time so you never have to scroll for it.

  7. No. 07: Alex Cohen@anothercohen

    Startup satirist who has never let a down round pass without a post.

  8. No. 08: Trung Phan@TrungTPhan

    Business explainer turned chaos agent who has annotated every viral chart before you've seen it.

  9. No. 09: Quantian@quantian1

    Pseudonymous quant who marks the AI trade's absurdities with no position limits.

  10. No. 10: litquidity@litcapital

    Built Wall Street's meme economy before the banks noticed and still runs it fully levered.